Big Ass Crane Topples Over By Art Museum So Of Course Everyone Gathers Around The New "Exhibit"

Dallas – In the early morning of April 3, a construction crane being operated near the Dallas Museum of Art fell onto the building. There were no serious injuries. During the three hours it took crews to remove the fallen crane, onlookers began to gather around it. According to CBS News 24, many assumed it was a new installation of some kind.

HA! The irony strikes again. These freaking high class art assbags. Is there any species more insufferable? Maybe the gluten-free community or sheep NE fans. You can have a mass murder in front of a museum and these damn art people will gaze and snob over the juxtaposition of society and how it parallels chaos and redemption in modern man. GTFO of my face with this happy horseshit. Almost everything that “artists” create today you can assume it was created by a mentally handicapped chimp with access to fingerpaint or Lincoln Logs. Shit, even Sylvester Stallone makes “art” and sells it for $40K+ a pop. What’s stopping Big Cat from selling MS Paint masterpieces for a grand a gander? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Give me a white canvas to ejaculate on and it’ll be in the Met within a month. Name it “Moneyshot: A Nina Agdal Inspired Piece” and wait for the royalties. Da Vinci 2.0.